dcaenwxnchester:

Percy wouldn’t recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby’s tea cozy. 

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hp
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She’s had an immaculate conception! She’s carrying the son of God… that little fucker. (Electrick Children, 2012)

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I was evolving. Something you’ll never do.

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same

andolefry:

teachers who leave stray marks on the board when they’re erasing it are out of control and need to be stopped

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We’re brøken people, oh

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21p

astromancys:

(x)

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This isn’t easy
This isn’t clear

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